Finance Worker Arrested For Allegedly Ejaculating Into Coworker’s Water Bottle

CA, United States (AHN) – An investment company recruiter has been arrested for allegedly ejaculating twice into a co-worker’s water bottle.

Investigators were able to link 31-year-old Michael Kevin Lallana to the shocking incident through his DNA.

On Tuesday Lallana was charged with two misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault.

Lallana allegedly committed the first violation in January. He left the semen laced bottle on a coworker’s desk. The woman who wishes to be left unnamed drank from the bottle and became ill.

Then three months later, prosecutors claim, Lallana did the same thing again to the same coworker. The two had been transferred to a different office. However this time the woman took the suspicious bottle to a lab to be analyzed. The results were startling; in June the private lab warned her that the bottle contained semen.

She reported both the incidents to the Orange Police Department and investigators later obtained Lallana’s DNA, which matched that found in the water bottle. He was initially suspected because the female coworker and he had both worked at the same offices.

Lallana was arrested outside his Fullerton County home and claims to have worked for Northwest Mutual for seven years. On the company’s websites he’s listed as married father of a young daughter and a graduate of USC’s Marshall Business School

If convicted, he faces up to three years in prison with mandatory sex-offender registration. Currently he is free on a $500 bond but scheduled to be arraigned Sept. 14.

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